Wednesday, March 29, 2006

A day of extraordinary people

Really, some people can get so weird. Not that I think I'm perfect la, but really, they are waaaaaayyy overboard. I won't mention all since I don't remember all of them. There goes.

1. This aunty came in asking me where the M1 shop is. Well, when you work in a competitor's shop of course you won't like people asking you where M1 is what. Or where the hello! shop is. So I told the aunty nicely, 'Oh, it's upstairs at level one.'

'Orghh.....zero one eh?'

'Ya ya..just go up from there.'

'OK I want to ask ah....' And guess what? She took out her M1 bill and sort of consulted me lo. 'How come this one got 90 over dollars ah?'

I purposely put a glum face and said, 'Oh, you call overseas ma. You go ask the M1 people la, upstairs ya. Upstairs.' I pointed upwards.

Really lo. You already know that you're at a non-M1 shop. Not that I wanna pick on aunties la, but really.

2. I was talking to this customer when a kid run up from behind me and piak my ass. The customer was like, 'Oh sorry sorry he very naughty ha ha.'

'Haha never mind la.'

Coughs.

3. In the morning I really saw a stack of the NEC N412i brochures on the shelf. There were like, more than 10, at least. Later in the afternoon the whole stack was gone. I swear I saw it. I bet someone was either mad about the phone or the body on the cover of the brochure and took the whole stack away.

4. Got this aunty ask me if 17 years old can sign up for line. so I said no. Then her son with his girlfriend (they were holding hands) came in and he asked his mum if can. And when he knew the answer he didnt believe so his mum asked him to ask me then he said 'Mai la, wa pai sei.' Then the mum was like 'Wahaha he said he shy.' I said 'Ya, I understand.' Can I talk about anything else other than people mistaking me for a non-Chinese next time? But I just wanna mention.

5. There was this man who came in wearing the Pre-U Seminar 1999 tee and was making some enquiries. Finally he wanna do an upgrade. While waiting for my colleague to process for me he was looking at the display when this fairly-young mother carrying her kindergarten son walked in and was looking at the same display as him. That man was scrutinising her up and down can. So disgusting! 'Your son ah?'

The mum looked at him and nodded. 'Ya.'

'Wah you so young your son so big already!'

'No la I'm not young anymore.' And she forced a smile.

After that he continued looking at her lo!!! So gross! Really leh! I don't deny that the mum was pretty la, but you just look once can already lo! That man was like harassing her can?

And after that he wanted to trade in this Siemens phone that had a key not working properly so my colleague couldn't accept. And that man insisted and after that they started to argue. Then the man was like 'I don't want already! 开什么玩笑!' No one was joking with him can.

6. I'm not trying to pick on this customer. 'You all got sell the Etton not?'

'Huh?'

'Etton! Etton!'

I gave him a quizzical look that I don't know what Etton is.

'There that Oh Two Etton!'

'ORGHHHHH. O2 Atom ha? We don't sell it here sorry...'

Etton somemore!

7. At a stall in Basement 1 there's a shop selling bubble tea...the boss is very irritating one really. Always walk into the shop talk so loud when he haven't even reach the counter and talk as if we know him. I hadn't been buying bubble tea from him so it was only recently then I know that he's the bbt boss. He like dunno how to call 1633 himself one lo keep pestering us to call for him. Wah! Irks me leh. He is the one who needs that damn voucher and still harass us to make the call for him. You want you call yourself lo! Irritating!

8. I'll surely remember this weird person. It's myself! Why? Read the post '好开心!' Heh.

It's enough! If you say that 7 is only a few but bear in mind I can't recall all of them. Too many customers in a day.

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