What say you?

The Bank Of Secrets
henceforth known as the 'Bank'

Getting started...
It's very easy. Simply create an account!

Deposit policy...
Just speak and everything will be deposited.

To reduce the chances of withdrawals, speak as fast as possible to challenge the slow processing rate of the Bank. This is so that the Bank will be unable to deposit everything and probably nothing will be withdrawn.

Once deposited, always deposited.

Withdrawal policy...
Warning: Existence of withdrawal without customer's permission.

Customer cannot choose to withdraw secrets that he/she has deposited.

Withdrawal takes place under pressure and interest.

Other forms of withdrawal takes place when the Bank overflows and older deposits are erased by accident.

Loan policy...
The Bank is unable to complement.

Closure of account...
You think it's easy to close?



This is awfully random.