A letter for the smoker upstairs
Dear neighbour-who-lives-upstairs
If you choose to smoke at your kitchen window, and whack the ash from your cigarette out of your window, then you should be damned.
Other than the pungent smoke from your hazardous tool, the by-product wants to visit my home too.
But the wind has been good to us today. Instead of ashes flying into my kitchen, they rested on my laundry.
How nice.
Thank you very much.
Ilove loathe a neighbour like you.
I advise you to watch your fingers, our dear MP Ms. Irene Ng could be knocking at your door.
Regards
Your pissed-neighbour-who-lives-downstairs
If you choose to smoke at your kitchen window, and whack the ash from your cigarette out of your window, then you should be damned.
Other than the pungent smoke from your hazardous tool, the by-product wants to visit my home too.
But the wind has been good to us today. Instead of ashes flying into my kitchen, they rested on my laundry.
How nice.
Thank you very much.
I
I advise you to watch your fingers, our dear MP Ms. Irene Ng could be knocking at your door.
Regards
Your pissed-neighbour-who-lives-downstairs
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