Kids.

This happened when I went to teach a bunch of kids this morning.

Kid 1: (walks over) HELLO AUNTIE!!!

Me: -_- yyyeeess? (that kid is supposed to call me teacher.)

Kid 1: You married already not?

Me: Noooo.

Kid 1: Too bad!

Me: -_-

Kid 2: You got boyfriend?

Me: Why must I tell you??

Kid 2: Who is he?

Me: Why must I tell you?

Kid 2: (telling his friends) She's getting married soon la, she got boyfriend already. She's getting married soon!

*kids giggle all over the room*

-_-